What 4 ‘convoluted’ CEO jargon terms mean for investors

With this earnings season mostly in the rearview mirror, CNBC’s Jim Cramer on Thursday cut through common C-suite jargon, an attempt to help investors make sense of management commentary.

In particular, the “Mad Money” host focused on four words or phrases that have been thrown around a lot recently:

  1. “Measured”
  2. “Elongated”
  3. “Excess inventory”
  4. “Clearing events”

“We’ve had so many convoluted explanations for disappointing quarters that it’s almost impossible to tell what’s really going on,” Cramer said, before going on to explain how he interprets each of those terms whenever he hears them.

1. Measured

In a “Mad Money” interview Wednesday, Salesforce co-CEO Marc Benioff told Cramer the enterprise software giant’s customers were being “more measured” in their spending.

Here is Cramer’s translation:

“When you hear Benioff saying the customers are more measured, it means that executives who’d normally agree to take a Salesforce product with alacrity now have to run it up to the CEO, the CFO or maybe even the board of directors,” he said. “It’s amazing to me that even Salesforce, which is so integral to so many organizations, has started running into measured situations, but businesses have gotten more conservative about spending money here — they don’t want to add too many new costs going into a slowdown. … In short, measured means that it’s harder to win business.”

2. Elongated

3. Excess inventory

4. Clearing events

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Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/25/jim-cramer-what-4-convoluted-ceo-jargon-terms-mean-for-investors.html