Robert Kiyosaki isn’t here for your “soft landing” fairy tales. The Rich Dad Poor Dad firebrand is once again yelling from the macro rooftop — not to sell the rips but to buy the crash. His shopping list? Gold, silver, Bitcoin, and now Ethereum. His price map to 2026? Absurd at first glance — but increasingly hard to laugh off in a world that’s drowning in debt and dollar dilution.
“Crash coming: Why I am buying, not selling.”
Kiyosaki’s placing chips where Jerome Powell’s money printer can’t reach:
- Bitcoin: $250,000
- Gold: $27,000
- Silver: $100
- ETH: Back in favor thanks to Tom Lee’s stablecoin thesis
These aren’t moonboy guesses — he’s leaning on two key ideas:
- Gresham’s Law: Bad money pushes good money out of circulation (translation: when fiat rots, people flee into harder stores of value)
- Metcalfe’s Law: Network effects drive real value — crypto’s not going away, it’s compounding.
Kiyosaki has doubled down on Bitcoin price targets for 2025, source: X
Kiyosaki also cites Jim Rickards for his gold target — a man who’s been screaming about dollar decay since before TikTok existed. And Kiyosaki’s long-time despise-fest with the Fed hasn’t cooled:
“The United States is the biggest debtor nation in history… savers are losers.”
It’s crass, yes — but inflation has quietly robbed savers blind for a decade. In a debt-soaked economy powered by stimulus steroids, Kiyosaki’s thesis is simple: buy finite assets before the dollar gets sent to the retirement home.
And he might have the chart nerds on his side — on-chain trends like a rising MVRV ratio (~1.8) suggest Bitcoin could snap back 30–50%. Meanwhile, Arthur Hayes is whispering “stealth QE” — the Fed quietly juicing liquidity through repo facilities without admitting they lit the money printer again.
The TL;DR? Kiyosaki thinks the U.S. has engineered a debt trap big enough to warp Jupiter, and his escape pod is digital gold, physical gold, silver, and Ethereum’s stablecoin rails. Right or wrong, he’s putting skin in the game — and in an era of narrative tourism, that counts.
Trump Promises $2,000 Tariff Dividend — Crypto Claps, Economists Squint
Donald Trump just rolled a grenade into the macro arena: a $2,000 “tariff dividend” for most Americans — funded by tariffs, not taxes, and routed straight into voters’ bank accounts. Inflationary? Probably. Bullish for assets? Absolutely. Politically spicy? Buddy, this thing’s habanero.
“A dividend of at least $2,000 a person… will be paid to everyone.”
Not everyone’s cheering. The Supreme Court is currently chewing on whether Trump’s tariff authority is even legal, and prediction markets aren’t convinced:
- Kalshi odds: ~23% chance of court approval
- Polymarket odds: ~21%
Yet traders are doing what traders do: front-running liquidity. Crypto Twitter is treating this like airdrop season from Uncle Sam.
Macro commentators like Anthony Pompliano see it as gasoline for Bitcoin and stocks — stimulus is stimulus, and markets have been trained like Pavlov’s dogs: free money makes green candles.
But here’s the kicker: Washington has already strapped itself to a $34T debt bomb. Add tariff-funded checks and you get this economic cocktail:
- Short-term pump?
- Long-term monetary rot?
- Libertarians having a migraine?
As Bitcoin OG Simon Dixon put it:
“If you don’t put the $2,000 in assets, it gets inflated away.”
That’s the new investing religion: Buy hard assets or get left holding melting ice cubes.
This is political theater, stimulus psychology, and crypto adoption all colliding. Whether this becomes real policy or just another truth-social-powered market hiccup depends on nine robed humans in D.C.
But if the stimulus wave hits? Expect Bitcoin to do what Bitcoin does when governments toss gasoline on fiscal bonfires.
Trump’s stimulating promise, source: X